Illumise's Interviews - Azumao

Illumise: Well Hello Azumao, owner of Official Minito! What are you doing here?
Azumao: Ionno. I just woke up here. D: or something. *is not funny*
Illumise: o_0... ok, um, let's just start shall we?
Azumao: Sure. *gets coffee*
Illumise: Minito is such a funny name... how did you come up with it?
Azumao: I have no clue how i got the name, to be honest. I just kind of thought of it one day. O.o I do that a lot.
Illumise: Right! Ok, what precisely makes your site 'official'? Do you have the proper documentation to back up this claim?
Azumao: Well, I uh *sweats*. You see, I DID have it, but then uhm. This guy...he had a toothpick..yes, a toothpick! And he uh, came up and punched me in the face and stole it. Or something like that. :[
Illumise: so, in other words, you're cheating the government? :O
Azumao: Precisely.
Illumise: ok ok... New topic;
Azumao: Sure!
Illumise: As a percentage of your online time, how much do you spend actually working on your site?
Azumao: *looks at crowd* All...of...it? Maybe? =D
Illumise: *cough*liar*cough*
Azumao: I bet you have a few lies. I've brought my own guests today, Volbeat 1 and Volbeat 2. So which one are you REALLY married to? BOTH of them!? Why, what a conundrum! *guests are shooed away*
Illumise: No! Volbeats! I can change! D:
Azumao: NO ONE CAN CHANGE!
Illumise: Just for that... You don't get a complimentary fruit basket after the show!
Azumao: I don't like your icky fruit anyway! It's all fake and waxy...like your botox!
Illumise: :O Well I never!
Azumao: =D So..when does the interview start?
Illumise: Now, we're talking about Graphics! shush!
Azumao: Whatever you say, Cheaty Mc Cheaterpants
Illumise: D:<
Illumise: You've been working with GIMP for, how long?
Azumao: About two years or so...
Illumise: oh really? ...it doesn't show.
Azumao: Nah, I was kidding
Azumao: *brings Volbeats back*
Illumise: next question!
Illumise: how does it feel to be partnered with Aiiro? What do you get out of such a connection?
Azumao: I'm glad to help out a poor site like Aiiro by providing them with actual hits. xD Nah, just kidding of course. But it's okay. But when Shady's PMSing....man.... MOOD SWINGS
Illumise: Haha, yes... he is a strange fello
Azumao: You can say that again!
Illumise: Tell us a bit about Humon
Azumao: It's a comic! =D
Illumise: and...
Azumao: I won't give away too many secrets, but I expect big things from it, Humon. The time will come when it must choose between what is right, and what is easy.
Illumise: Oh... so now you're ripping off Harry Potter quotes?
Azumao: Of course! At least I'm not quoting Lizze McGuire or something. D:
Illumise: Quite.
Azumao: Indeed, I concur.
Illumise: Now, I'm talking Miirito. How's that going?
Azumao: I don't know. Ask your dear friend Shady, he's the one taking all of the credit for it! MY IDEA! D: Do you think I should sue?
Illumise: Who's Shady?
Illumise: I don't know a Shady, perhaps you've got the wrong website? I'm the leader around here.
Illumise: The sign up there says Illumise's Interviews, gosh!
Azumao: You might want to talk to the man. Do you stick it to the man? I stick it to the man. Unless the man is Shady, then I don't stick it to the man.
Illumise: What are some of the websites you admire? and Webmasters you look up to?
Azumao: Well, let's see.
Azumao: Of course I admire Dragonfree and TCoD, but i think everybody does. She's a website Goddess. I also admire all of those really pretty, creative PHP layouts like at Valley of Nightmares, Eonlight Valley, and Eevee's HQ.
Illumise: and um... Illumise's Interviews? *slips a 50 under the table*
Azumao: *takes 50*
Azumao: Who? OH RIGHT
Azumao: Uhm, yes of course. *fake grin at camera* 'Cause Illumise sees those eyes! Wink at camera...I mean, uh...*winks*
Illumise: oh good. Now you've put me in such high spirits, we're going to play a game!
Azumao: Yay! Is there a giant wheel i can spin?
Illumise: It's called "Tell me what you're thinking when I say a certain word or phrase!" *crowd cheers*
Azumao: Woooo! *enthusiastic*
Illumise: Ok, i'll just give you a word/sentence and you just tell me the first word that pops into your head xD
Azumao: Alright! Sure. xD
Illumise: First word: Aiiro!
Azumao: Cotton gin!
Illumise: Illumise!
Azumao: Broken refridgerators!
Illumise: Minito!
Azumao: Electric toothbrush!
Illumise: North or South?
Azumao: South
Illumise: Red or Blue?
Azumao: Blue
Illumise: Hm.. that's funny. Aren't you the leader of Team Magma?
Illumise: anyway..
Azumao: Well...*cough* Yes, anyway!
Illumise: Fiction or Non-Fiction?
Azumao: Fiction.
Illumise: Clefairy or Jigglypuff?
Azumao: Ew. Uh, Clefairy?
Illumise: Ok, I think that's enough... my buzz is gone
Azumao: That's okay, have some coffee!
Illumise: Ew. Ok, very last question!
Azumao: Woo!
Illumise: On a scale of 1 to 100, how would you rate this interview? Also, any comments to other people who might find themselves on this stage later on?
Azumao: 99! Because there's no such thing as perfect. :3 And as we say here in the South, just keep on truckin'! It's all about effort, if you work hard on your site and learn HTML, etc, then no matter what you at least won't be a compete failure! =D
Illumise: Well it's been good having you here (for the most bit xP). Azumao, everybody!
Azumao: *jumps on couch*