Illumise's Interviews - Kioso

Illumise: Lights!
Illumise: Camera!
Illumise: Interview!
Illumise: Hiya Kioso webmaster of Pokemon Fictions! :O
Kioso: Hi there Illumise! *is bouncing in seat*
Illumise: So, let's get into the questions! >:O
Kioso: ...o_O Well fine then.
Illumise: WHY is your site named Pokemon Fictions? Don't like Non-Fiction?
Kioso: I hate non-fictions. D< I'd much rather read fantasy. And Pokemon isn't real so...XD
Illumise: Excuse me!
Illumise: What do you think I am?
Kioso: Uh...o_O
Illumise: This isn't Human-who-thinks-she's-an-Illumise Interviews!
Kioso: *crosses arms* O RLY?
Illumise: YA RLY!
Kioso: NO WAI
Illumise: I will not play your childish games Kioso, this is a serious interview!
Kioso: For your information, I just so happen to be a TEENAGER, not some snot-nosed kid! D<
Illumise: Ok then, answer this Miss Teenager Kioso!
Illumise: What is TUC? :O
Kioso: TUC stands for The Umbreevon Club.
Illumise: and What is that?
Kioso: It's a comic series starring Umbreevon.
Kioso: Because he's cool like that.
Illumise: Why do you think a Pokemon would deserve it's own section?
Illumise: I mean.. that's just silly
Kioso: ...Well first of all, Umbreevon's the site mascot.
Kioso: And second, there's like a whole bunch of TUC-related stuff that I decided to put into a whole section.
Illumise: Oh ok then... Now!
Illumise: PF has been online for over 2 years, is this true!? :O
Kioso: Yup! Since May 11, 2005!
Illumise: Are you ever going to stop!?
Kioso: ...o_O Excuse me?
Illumise: Surely it must be tiring by now!
Kioso: For your information, I love working on my website! So there! >D
Illumise: Well that's good to know :3
Kioso: :P Isn't it though?
Illumise: Ok, so!
Illumise: What, Kioso, are some of the website's you admire? and webmaster's you look up to?
Kioso: I doubt that anyone remembers it, but one of the very first sites I visited was Mew's Hangout. It was honestly one of the best out there. I also like Aiiro, because Shady's funny and cool like that. XD
Illumise: Really? I've always found him really rude.. not much fun at all
Kioso: Well...you're weird then.
Illumise: :O
Kioso: >D
Illumise: Just for that! No Pie cart!
Kioso: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! D:
Illumise: Hehe, You've recently opened up new forums. How're they going?
Kioso: Meh, I think they could be more active, but I mean 6 members isn't too bad, right?
Illumise: Now bad at all... Now, I understand that you're a Pirates of the Caribbean fan?
Kioso: Yes I am! *nods histerically*
Illumise: Would you feel more comfortable if I spoke in pirate slang?
Kioso: ...maybe...
Illumise: Yarr!
Illumise: Good?
Kioso: Sure. XD
Illumise: Shiver me timbers, First mate Kioso! :O What are you doing walking the plank!?
Kioso: oO Say what?
Illumise: Thar be sharks in these waters!
Kioso: O_o There be no sharks around!
Kioso: (*random Sharpedo zooms by*)
Illumise: Oh yeah! *duh dun... duh dun.. dun dun dun dun dun*
Illumise: Kioso: Ahhh!
Kioso: XD
Illumise: Kioso: Save me oh powerful Illumise!
Illumise: True story ^^
Kioso: o_O EXCUSE ME?!
Kioso: You just made that up right on the spot! XD
Illumise: Uh... No I didn't :x
Illumise: Um... Change subject!
Illumise: Let's play a game!
Kioso: ...I like games.
Illumise: You know the one!
Illumise: The... "Tell me what you're thinking when I say a certain word or phrase!" game!
Kioso: W00t!
Illumise: Ok, I'll just give you a word/sentence and you just tell me the first word that pops into your head xD
Illumise: First word, as always: Aiiro!
Kioso: Pie!
Illumise: Ilumise!
Kioso: Pie!
Illumise: Umbreevon!
Kioso: Pie!
Illumise: Pie!
Kioso: CHEEZE!!
Illumise: Pirate!
Kioso: Johnny Depp! <3
Illumise: Edward Scissorhands! xD
Kioso: Uh...Sweeney Todd!
Illumise: Apple or Orange?
Kioso: Apple. D<
Illumise: Hot or Cold?
Kioso: Hot.
Illumise: Silcoon or Cascoon?
Kioso: Silcoon.
Illumise: Neon or Pastel?
Kioso: Neon. >D
Illumise: Movie or Book!
Kioso: Movie!
Illumise: Pie or Pie!
Kioso: MUFFINS!
Illumise: *puff wheeze* Ok I'm tired
Kioso: As am I.
Illumise: VERY last question now!
Kioso: W00t!
Illumise: On a scale of 1 to 100, rate this interview? and give some comments for future interviewee's to read!
Kioso: I rate this interview a 14738743985438957398 and 2! Because I can! And...
Kioso: If you're a newbie at making a site, just keep at it and eventually it'll grow like a beautiful blossom on a summer day.
Illumise: What lovely words, thank you for that Kioso!
Kioso: UMBREEVON FOR PRESIDENT!